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In today’s modern day and age, and the concern with global warming, and being ‘green’ one must ask them selves how green their sex lives actually are. If you think about it, how many batteries does one go through. If they are like me and my collection A LOT, I have only a few rechargeable/electric toys. Why? Because they are bloody well expensive. I know that you save in batteries alone just having the recharge option, but still.
Solution? EdenFantasys one of the best and most trusted sex toy shops has a sale going on. For every Evolved toy you buy you help to plan one tree but hurry this ends April 23rd. One Toy One Tree is a fantastic campaign if you ask me. Evolved has toys such as the short and sweet collection which are amazing, but they also offer cute tins that you can recycle for various things, and because they lock you can put your toys in there or in my case I used it as an art tin … until my nice broke it.  All of the toys are marked down, and you get to green up your sex life, even if its a solo sex life.

Come one what are you waiting for? There’s many more promotions to be had. GO!

So I was going to do this photo a day thing on my blog, and while the pictures are taken, I haven been blogging as much as I should be.  I do have reasons! A guy friend of mine and I reconnected and I thought I was friend zoned, and come to find out I wasn’t and he asked me to be his girlfriend! So we spent the weekend together, and got to know each other all over again I must say that I was beyond pleased… until my uterus gave me a big eff you and my non existent period started. UGH. But it was a great weekend and I hope to have him visit again soon. I just have to get gas money around.

It was an unexpected and happy accident. Which I can’t help but to sqee about.  Other than that its been homework, gym, getting the cloths around for laundry, and trying rearrange the living room so I can clean it more effectively.  The dog shedding is getting rediculous so I am trying to get things taken care of now and keep them taken care of before my surgery.

While its been awhile due to a lot of things, since I’ve blogged about EdenFantasys.com but that doesn’t mean that I have been stalking.. I mean browsing their websites. And right now they have some pretty sweet sales, like 25% off Waterproof toys, and 20% off Doc Johnson Toys. A lot of them look pretty sweet too.  I really love this site, because under each toy you get the review of the toys from consumers as well as the product details, is it waterpoof? Is it body safe? All of those questions are answered right on the website.

There’s also cosmetics. Yes you read that right. The sexiest woman is confident yes, but well groomed sure does help! I recently got new razors and along with that I thought about getting some Coochie cream a shaving cream that is super moisturizing, that is good for more than its name sake! The cosmetics as already mentioned are beautifully pigmented and you can create looks that are soft, sultry and ready to go for day or night. I have the “By the Poolside” palette and its one of my go too eyeshadow, blush, lip gloss. The colors range from a shimmery white to a deep shimmery purple that helps to smoke out the eyes and is great for hazel or brown eyes. Although blue can sure pull them off as well!

So why not head over to EdenFantasys.com and check them out.. with every order above $70 you also get a free Eden bullet or remote Egg with your order. Who doesn’t like free gifs?

Save 25% with coupon code SEXYU25 (good until 03/30) With any of your purchases as well! Happy Shopping!

So on Friday after a three week long liquid fast [1.Doctor ordered, I assure you.] I went down to Danville like a good little girl and surpassed my goal weight of 311 by 1 lb. I got up on that scale and it read 310.0 I jumped for joy knew that I’d made my goal. I was given the go ahead that letters would be written and if I don’t hear from my surgical team in three weeks I have to call back. SOON I should be able to have my appointment.

When I got home I was there long enough to walk the dog, take a shower, straiten my hair, do my make up get dressed and get ready for my date.

 I was met at the meeting place with these beautiful flowers. They smell so good and some of them were drooping so I began the drying process on the ones that were not doing all that well, but they still make me smile. Nothing was good on at the movies so we went to the chinese buffet in town and sat and ate. There I saw my niece and brother in law and excused myself to say hello because family is everything to me. I got hugs and quick updates before I went back to my date M. Then we went to k-mart and walked around looking at different things  talking about music and what our favorites were.

I sold my xbox 360 the other day and I paid a few bills and put food in my apartment since I had nothing because of the liquid diet. I also treated myself to hair dye since everything I got for this week was on sale and did a very, very good job getting everything.

 I bleached my hair to a yellow color, then used the purple SPLAT hair dye and separated my bangs and put the dye on the rest of my hair and let it sit. This is what it looked like today. Holy effing purple! I adore it. My favorite color is purple and I’ve been dying to get a purple that worked. I couldn’t get Manic Panic because the closest hot topic is an hour away. M loves it I posted a few pictures on facebook already.

I’ve also been playing around with my DSLR a bit today and I’ve noticed that I can’t do macro shots for crap on either of my lenses, and I used to be able to. I’m going to have to play around with that later. I’m still slowly organizing my house, but I do have my car in my possession, I just need to get it inspected. Minor repairs are needed. But they are being taken care of.

I’m also working on several new projects for school, which I’m really excited about. I’m going to have to basically take a notebook with me everywhere the next few days. And I’ve already gotten one I’m going to start writing this by hand to see where this goes, so that way its something portable. And less expensive to loose than a lap top.

I’m also going out with M again next Sunday.

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When you are my friend, and you are dating another friend of mine, you become a nonsexual being to me, even after the break up. Why? Well, it just complicates things to be perfectly honest. Its not that they are unattractive but the other friend’s emotions are what is important.

I am in this situation now. I’ve told this friend that because he’s one of my best friends very recent ex’s I will not date him. I will be there as a friend, but I’ve known her longer ergo my loyalties lie to her, first and foremost. I’ve said this before that he’s pulling the ‘I love you, I need you’ card with me, and I finally told this friend tonight, and she -thankfully- understood.

You see, when I am a friend to someone, I really think of what that would do to me if I were in the other person’s shoes, and it pissed me off that he would have the nerve to lie about her to me, of all people, and then try to get in my pants with the I love you card. REALLY? I’m working my ass off to change for the better, not worse, and you’re telling me this? AHHH!

When I first started on this journey to a better more healthy me.  I decided that a relationship of any kind would be a bad idea. Like a recovering alcoholic I am a recovering fat girl. And I’m in the very beginning stages. I talked it over with my loved ones, my counselor and meditated on giving me the tools to make myself happy so I an be happy and complete before a relationship happens. Makes sense right? Of course it does. Gastric bypass is a long and hard process, and your body goes through a lot of changes.

Then all of a sudden I’m getting hit on. I’ve only lost 5 lbs so I know it can’t be that. I just don’t care what men think of me any longer. I am doing everything right now for me, and no one else. My family and close friends are still very important to me, but they aren’t everything to me to the point I put myself last. Three guys have started to hit on me. Guy 1 is already acting like he’s my boyfriend and its so smothering considering that I don’t want a relationship right now and its gotten to the point where my instant messenger and phone is getting blown the fuck up. I want to tell him to knock it off that’s its a huge turn off for me to be so smothered when he won’t commit to a long distance situation and then flirts with all kinds of other girls 16+ and I don’t share well.

Then there is guy 2 who I’ve cared about for a long time but got into a relationship with a very good friend of mine and I wrote him off, only they broke up. Now he’s asking me to wait for him because he finally sees me as girlfriend material. I said flat out that I will not hurt my other friend and that they both need time to get over this break up and until that happens I am a friend only. I am honestly wondering if he wants friends with benifits, because that could be a problem, since I don’t do FWB situations.

Then there’s creepy guy. Creepy guy lives in the building and actually knocked on my front door and asked me out. I politely said no. But it was rather bold of him to hit on me when he doesn’t even know me.

I guess the whole moral of this story is that regardless of what happens, I’m still me, and I’m still the beautiful strong and independent woman I was before they started hitting on me. I’ve let go of so much and its nice to just enjoy the compliments and what not and still not care if anything comes of this. Creepy guy is out, but the other two, we’ll see. If it happens great, if it doesn’t life goes on and its ok.